Tonight we celebrated Noah’s 6th birthday with family at our home (his real bday is the 23rd). After everyone left, Noah could not stop playing with his new toys and building his new Lego Ninjago snake house. He was so into it, so I took Megan and Seth upstairs to get washed up. Megan just turned 8 and Seth is 3, so I thought, Hey, let’s just give them a shower together, Kill two birds with one stone.

Seth has never displayed any curiosity or even acknowledgement of female or male differences in body parts. He just knows what he’s got and doesn’t care much about what others may have. After they were in there a few minutes, though, I heard him say very innocently, “Hey, Megan, where’s your gochu?” To which Megan started giggling uncontrollably. I was DYING inside, but said, “Seth, Megan is a girl. She doesn’t have one.” He kept looking and asked, “Megan, how do you go pee pee? Is it through your ddong-kko?” Sorry, this is getting a little ridiculous  Megan was laughing so hard now, that I had to stop the nonsense and say, “Come on, Seth, don’t you know where Megan goes pee pee from? It’s her belly button!” They both started cracking up, and I quickly ended the shower and got them out of there and clothed. No more co-ed showers for you!